A Star is killed





         Welcome to It Came From Uranus! A horrible movie review blog, based on tumbr. What we want? Everyone to send us Bad movies, Really bad movies, If we can get hold of it, We’ll watch it, and review it. Giving you a nice score of 0 - 5 Ice picks through the eyes, the higher the score, the worse the movie.

         You’ll get reviews from two veteran movie watchers, Each with a calloused touch against bad movies, but a sense of humor and sarcasm. You’ll get to read the review, and maybe find a bad movie to share with your friends, loved ones, and people you also hate.

         So stay tuned, our first movies up on the list? “Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama”, “Night of the Lepus” and a movie so bad, We couldn’t finish it the first time, “ticked-off trannies with knives” and “Surf Nazi’s Must Die”.








Rating System





     Thought it might be a good time to give you a little bit of info on the system we will be using to rate these cinematic turd nuggets that have been dropped into the movie viewing public from the bunghole of Satan himself. Lets face it folks, that's the only place some of them could have possibly came from. The other possibilities are just to terrifying to think about. Anyways have you ever seen a movie so bad that you thought to yourself, this makes me want to gouge out my eyes with an icepick? Well that's what we will be using. Ice picks through eyeballs. 

one icepick through the eye being a bad movie, but not bad enough that it will leave you rocking back and fourth in the shower scrubbing with steel wool and questioning the sanity of the universe. All the way to five icepicks through the eye, that being a movie that either makes your head spontaneously explode, or makes you wake up crying for the rest of your life just knowing that it exists in the same world as you.

So there you go. Hope you enjoy the reviews as much as we enjoy the sick and perverted pain we endure watching them to bring them to you.

Yes, were basically masochists, So what!

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A Star is killed

Welcome to It Came From Uranus! A horrible movie review blog, based on tumbr. What we want? Everyone to send us Bad movies, Really bad movies, If we can get hold of it, We’ll watch it, and review it. Giving you a nice score of 0 - 5 Ice picks through the eyes, the higher the score, the worse the movie.

You’ll get reviews from two veteran movie watchers, Each with a calloused touch against bad movies, but a sense of humor and sarcasm. You’ll get to read the review, and maybe find a bad movie to share with your friends, loved ones, and people you also hate.

So stay tuned, our first movies up on the list? “Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama”, “Night of the Lepus” and a movie so bad, We couldn’t finish it the first time, “ticked-off trannies with knives” and “Surf Nazi’s Must Die”.